Three days and still stars in my eyes

Finally, I’ve caught my breath long enough to sit down and tell you about my wild, nerve-racking trip to New York City. Honestly, it was like jumping into the deep end of a pool filled with caffeine and chaos. So much happened so fast that I was basically running on nervous energy—no sleep, no rest, just pure adrenaline. I kept telling myself I didn’t want to wake up and realize it was all just a dream, but honestly, I was so busy that sleep was a distant fantasy.
My adventure kicked off at JFK, after a quick connection from San Francisco. The airport looked like it hadn’t been upgraded since the 80s—like a relic that forgot to retire. But hey, it got me where I needed to go, and sometimes, in life, not everything shiny and new is necessary.
As I stepped outside into the bustling chaos, I was relieved to see a man holding a sign with my name—not smiling, but definitely professional. For a split second, I felt like I was about to be whisked off to some glamorous rendezvous. That is until he suddenly swooped in, grabbed my bags, and started walking at a pace that made me want to jog just to keep up.
While waiting at the crosswalk (which felt like waiting for a traffic light to turn green in slow motion), I took a moment to observe the scene outside. A line of yellow cabs jostled for position, drivers shouting colorful language that would make a sailor blush. It was chaos, but in a charming, New York kind of way.
Then, just as I was getting comfortable, I was once again thrust into action—chasing after my mysterious chauffeur through a dimly lit parking garage, lugging my suitcase like a reluctant hero in a low-budget action film. Heart pounding, I was so relieved when he finally stopped at a sleek black town car and held the door open like I was some fancy celebrity.
The ride into Manhattan turned out to be surprisingly pleasant. At first, I thought my driver had a New Jersey accent, but it turned out he was from Staten Island—an honest-to-God local, and quite nice to boot.
As we cruised past familiar sights, he pointed out areas I’d heard about but never seen. Brooklyn looked cool and artsy, while Jamaica Town looked just as vibrant but apparently isn’t on most tourists’ radar. “Not a bad area,” he said, “but don’t tell the tourists.” I couldn’t help but think, “Great, I’m in the city that never sleeps, and I’m already being initiated into the insider knowledge.”
When we finally arrived at the hotel, I was greeted with what felt like a welcome fit for royalty—over-the-top friendliness, smiles so wide they could hurt. I kept thinking, “What’s the catch?” The front desk staff’s politeness was so exaggerated I half expected them to break into song. They went on about how they’d been expecting me all day, how they hoped everything was perfect, and even offered to deliver a parcel that had arrived for me—like I was some VIP.
I stood there, blinking in confusion, clutching my room key that read “Manhattan Suite,” and wondered, “Just how big is this production?”
Opening the door to my room was like stepping into a dream—or maybe a movie set. Two full stories of windows showcased the entire Manhattan skyline—the city that never sleeps, right outside my window. I stood there, mouth agape, feeling like I’d just won the lottery or was about to star in my own reality TV show.
When the porter asked if I needed anything else, I nearly shouted, “Yes! I want to stay forever!” But instead, I fumbled for a couple of twenties, threw them his way, and tried not to look too starstruck.
The room was so fancy I kept thinking, “How did I get here?” I mean, I’m just a small-town girl, and somehow, I was now in a luxury hotel, with a view so stunning I could cry.
I wanted to jump onto the plush bed, call all my friends, and brag about my “big city adventure.” But instead, I had to unpack—my trusty suitcase, packed with everything I thought I’d need for a big moment.
As I sat there soaking in the skyline, there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find the same cheerful front desk clerk, now holding a large cardboard box. I slipped him twenty dollars, grateful for his efforts, and he placed the box on the front desk with a knowing smile. I gave him a quick “thank you,” trying my best not to seem too eager. Inside was my shiny new FemSkin IV—so light I was convinced it was secretly a feather. I couldn’t wait to try it on, standing in front of those giant windows, feeling like I was about to make a major debut.
I spent the evening trying on outfits, imagining myself on the big screen, and pondering deep questions like, “Why am I doing this?” and “Where the hell is my hairbrush and razors?” Ah, yes—the eternal struggle. It’s always the little things you forget, like your hairbrush, and in my case, razors. I swear I went over my packing list a dozen times, yet somehow, those items always get left behind. So I called down to the front desk, and within moments, they sent up replacements. Relief washed over me—I was saved from becoming the bearded woman on national television.
Then came makeup time. I took my sweet time, especially on my eyes—half an hour of careful, deliberate application to avoid gluing my eyelids shut. By the end, I looked in the mirror and thought, “Wow, I actually look like I know what I’m doing.” Standing there, in front of the expansive windows, I took a deep breath and whispered, “Okay, Sarah Luv, ready or not, here we go.”
This was more than just a trip; it was a turning point.
My life was about to change forever, all thanks to a city that never sleeps, a hotel that made me feel like a star, and a moment of boldness I never knew I had. And honestly? I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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A new chapter of an old book

Just when I’d resigned myself to a life of tirelessly running errands and dodging the wrath of the grumpy grip men (they were very grumpy), a shiny new email landed in my inbox. I opened it with caution, picturing a Trojan virus disguised as a movie script. But the email was… well, it was a contract.
A contract for me to become the *Associate Producer *.

I nearly dropped my phone in the passenger seat. My heart did a little happy space-jump! Suddenly, the endless to-do list felt like a thrilling challenge. This was it. My moment.
My flight to Florida, for the production of “Suddenly Real,” a space action-adventure flick, felt like a rocket launch into the unknown. I, a lowly (and I mean lowly) Associate Producer, had somehow talked my way onto the set in Clearwater. Little did I know, “Associate Producer” was just a fancy name for “the person who does everything but the actual producing.” My to-do list was longer than a Klingon battle report, stretching from set locations to alien troop transporters, wardrobe malfunctions (more on that later), procuring props (like a genuinely convincing-looking alien blaster that seemed to have a mind of its own), and finding stunt cars that hadn’t been totalled in previous movie stunts. Basically, if it wasn’t nailed down or bolted to the set, I was responsible for it. My shoulders felt like they were carrying the entire weight of the galaxy.
Now, the wardrobe malfunctions… Let’s just say one of the alien costumes involved a lot of shimmering fabric and an alarming tendency to cling to every bit of dust and debris on set. It was like a space-age disco ball gone rogue.
I spent more time wrestling with that jumpsuit than I did negotiating with the studio. And the alien blaster? It kept firing blanks, but not in a good way.
Every time I tried to use it, it would either jam, or make a weird whistling sound that sounded exactly like a dying walrus. I’m pretty sure the aliens would have been impressed with the realism of the prop, but the crew definitely wasn’t.
Executive Decision scrap alien hand gun use real weapons! Yes, you read that right. I’m Canadian—meaning I’ve never seen a real firearm in my life, let alone tasked to find not just one but multiple firearms in Florida. I had no idea where to even start, and I was pretty sure I’d end up on some FBI watchlist just for asking. Thankfully, an ex-military cast member (who was surprisingly generous) offered to let us use his arsenal. No judgement, but why do you have so many frickin’ guns? I mean, seriously, I’ve seen fewer firearms in a full-on war zone.
Note to Sarah:
Please return the crew van to the rental company at Tampa airport and pick up the chase car.
Done and dusted. Wait—nobody took the guns out of the back of the van.

If you want to know how weird America is, walk through an airport with guns slung over your shoulders and have no one bat an eye.
It’s possibly the craziest thing I’ve ever signed up for.
I’m not sure shooting a movie was actually permitted in my rental agreement for the very large opulent home I had rented. I’m pretty sure it specifically said not to do that, but hell, in for a penny, in for a pound.
Please just keep it low key, I am pretty sure I started the sentence with please.

Turning onto the street after picking up the get away car filled with every movie transport vehicle in Florida was an “oh crap! ” moment. Damn I am sure I said Please keep it low key as the crowd of actors and film crew spilled out onto the front lawn slipping into the driveway in a fancy sports car full of guns probably wasn’t the best look for the sleepy upscale neighbourhood that had now become awake with the full onslaught of a movie production.

The neighbours definitely looked a little bewildered as I tried to sneak in without attracting too much attention.
Despite all the chaos, there were moments of pure cinematic magic.

The crew, despite their grumbling and exhaustion, were genuinely passionate about the project. There was an unmistakable energy, a shared dream of bringing this space saga to life.
And somewhere in the middle of the madness, I started to feel like I was actually contributing, not just surviving.
Maybe this whole “Associate Producer” thing wasn’t so bad after all.

Maybe, just maybe, I was finally learning the ropes—one exploding prop and one malfunctioning space suit at a time. And yes, I did manage to get my damage deposit back.
Not bad for a girl who walked around Florida with an arsenal and survived the fall out and chaos of a Home Owners Association, surprisingly they tend to be quiet when you are standing in the driveway with guns slung on your shoulder.

I think I am getting the hang of being an American? Nope!